Friday, December 08, 2006

Wow...This is amazing

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, malereindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers tillafter they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, hadto be a girl. You should've known...ONLY A woman would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suitall around the world in one night and not get lost.

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