Virus

I am not a drinker but thought this one was cute.

There is a dangerous virus being passed on electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your bosses, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take either antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should tell 5 friends about this dangerous virus. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life.