Monday

Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions.

*Why did God make mothers?*
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

*How did God make mothers?*
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

*What ingredients are mothers made of?*
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice plus one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

*Why did God give you to your mother & not some other mom?*
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

*What kind of little girl was your mom?*
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

*What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?*
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?


We decided to ask Maggie a few questions this weekend. Very cute responses!
1. "If the president lives in white house, where does the vice president live?" She answered..."The North Pole".
2. "An apple a day, keeps...."
She answered...."It's leaves on."

I am very tired this Monday morning. I am really having troubles keeping my eyes open and my typing isn't good!!!