1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
7. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
8. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
9. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
10. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
11. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
12. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
Thanks Beth for sharing!
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I am alive and did hear your message. I musthave been in the shower when you called, i had Scott take me to the ER and I did not want to be full of day old bed stink when i got there.
The ER doc says it's some type of inner ear thing, not poisoning by the bartender. that's to bad as I really did fancy putting him out of his job and owning part of Abuelo's. He said I should not go back there. (But I still have free queso coming my way!)
So I got fluid rehydration by IV and a couple of meds. One I forget, but one was valium.Mmmmm Peaceful sleep...
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