Let's Go Shopping! NOT!!

No, I am not stress about anything. I just decided to pay myself everyone’s payroll for the month. Yes, you read that right. I direct deposited everyone in my company’s paycheck into my checking account. The good news is that the checks went into the account today and I found the error today. I got everything straightened out and everyone is taken care of. I am working with a new payroll software. I either didn’t put the numbers in and the software automatically copied mine or I put my checking account number into the software under everyone’s name. I just can’t believe I would have entered my numbers under other people’s names in error. But the fact of the matter was, it was done…Mrs. Boss 1 was worried that her taxes would be wrong and etc…I was like, Mrs. Boss 1; the only thing affected was the money was deposited to me and not you. The numbers are recorded correctly under the SSN. I could tell she didn’t believe me but I told her not to worry. I mean come on; would you be worried about it? Me the payroll person in charge of money and all the numbers…..Hell yes I would be worried! What else do you suppose I could be doing and not catch? I don’t even want to think about it!

Miss Violet

She is doing very well! Hurray for Miss Violet!

hair bows

She wanted hair bows put in! Not the freebies given to you when you get your hair cut but the pretty red ones. I was very happy to see that she wanted them and picked them and then wore them!

Bear and the Atheist

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees!
"What powerful rivers!
"What beautiful animals!"
he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny My existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." Do you expect Me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen."

What do you think?

I have a friend who has been married for 20+ years. She married this man straight out of high school. I used to like him. I thought he was so very funny. I don’t think he is funny any longer. I know I have spoke about this friend before. The only way she can reach me now is via email. She uses the My Space account to email me. Husband found out and deleted her account. Weeks later, he said she could sign up again so she did only to have it disabled less than a month later. Yesterday she asked me if I would sign her up under my name. She mainly uses this “my space” to track what her 15 year old daughter does and she emails me. I agreed to do this for her. Am I a bad girl?

Miss Violet

Isn't she lovely?

Monday Monday

Last night I could not sleep. I tossed and turned and tossed and turned. I am not sure why I could not sleep but I could not even get tired! So I got up and took 2 sleep aids. Now this morning, I don’t want to wake up! I have had 2 glasses of tea and a large cup of coffee and yet still, I want to lie down under my desk. I am sure wanting to lie under my desk has NOTHING to do with both partners being in the office this morning. It is such a warm welcome for me to come in first thing Monday morning, especially when I am so tired and have to answer a million questions right off the bat, even before I get my coat off. I am such a lucky girl! Lucky, lucky girl!

Collin

I asked Stephanie Byers if I could take a picture and scrapbook it for her. She allowed me to take this picture of Collin. I have been thinking for over a week or so how I wanted to scrapbook the picture and even sketched out what I wanted to do with the page. This page ISN'T WHAT I sketched. I cut the paper incorrectly and then had to totally re-think and re due what I originally wanted to do. I was VERY DISAPPOINTED but here it is.

Rah!

I got a bonus today and it turns out to be around $350.00. Now don’t get too excited about this amount. Even through it is $350.00 I am still down in my pay $1,500.00 a month. I will say it was a nice thing to get but it still sucks to see my check each month. This will pay off 1 medical bill and I only have 4 hugh ones left. Rah! Go Me!

Friday Morning

Today is our "Come to Jesus" day at work. The last Friday of each month, I have to put together financial reports for the partners to see who and what is getting paid. Just as you can imagine, it is a really fun exercise for me to have to do.

I am supposed to be going to a baby shower tomorrow. I really don't want to go but I know it will be good for me to go out and mingle....I don't like to mingle....Thus the reason why I don't want to go. Baby present already purchased. I had work pay for 95% of the gift.

That is it for now. Happy Friday everyone!

CRS

I am totally losing it! I have CRS syndrome! Today I was looking at my calendar and I have down the words “96th Street 11:00 am – 1:30 pm” on the 31st. I kept wondering and thinking what it was I was supposed to be doing on this date. I went from one thought to another and I just couldn’t think of what it was. After about 15 minutes I decided to forget it and thought maybe it would either come to me later or that I would have to miss whatever I was supposed to be doing on that particular date.

Update: I was looking at the month of January. OMG!

Why didn't I think of this?

FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state.

"RUN HILLARY RUN"
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.

I could have sold millions!

Attention or Breakdown?

Britney Spears shaved her head. I'm not feeling it personally. This could be a good thing for her....Picture all of the bad vibes and weaves her hair had entangled in it.... The divorce drama....The child neglect...The vomit...The partying...Hanging with Paris Hilton...Going out and wearing no panties and then getting her picture taken showing it all...Sleeping with both men and women. Let's hope all that negativity is now shaved away. Let's all hope it's a fresh start. Let's hope she hunkers down, hires back her assistant and stylist and then listens to them. Let's hope she goes shopping for some decent outfits....Works on her album...And rediscovers herself. Let's hope this new streamlined Britney is how she's going to stop masking the pain, and work through it and come out the other side pretty, and fun, and shiny, and making hot pop tracks the world is waiting for. I guess she could have gotten drunk and/or high and during this time had a complete meltdown and this was the result. I don't know...but I sure hope she gets her act together not only for her children but for herself.

Monkey Man

Aaron is a crazy monkey man.

T G I F

I have a bad headache today. I am freezing and I just want to lie down and go home! I am not enjoying this thing called work. I just don’t want to be here right now. I just don’t.

I found out boss 1 gave me the candy. No one is for sure where the flowers came from. I didn’t ask boss 2 because, well, frankly he isn’t the type. I am thinking I know who sent them but don’t want to ask.....just in case.

This just in! The person who I thought may have sent the flowers did indeed! It is a continual thank you present. It is the never ending thank you present. It is nice and I love it. Of course, it may be the cause of my headache…..double edge sword I guess.

More lights

And this

Came in to this

But I am still feeling like a pirate. ARGH!

SNOW

I can't believe how much snow we had! It took hours upon hours to get our cars out of the driveway and I have missed 2 days of work. The person who is in charge of plowing our subdivision did a crappy job! He didn't plow approx 10 feet of show from our driveway so we had to shovel the road to get our cars out....!!! I am working tomorrow and then get to wait and see what Friday and Saturday brings. It is supposed to snow.....

P.s. I don't know if you can see this, but the snow is covering my hood of my car. We had to also DIG underneath the car as it was packed as well.

Look Listen and Take Heed

This video is pretty funny. It reminded me of a friend who had to "sit and play dumb" when she was out with a MANLY MAN. Her date and another gentleman were talking about plumbing and she piped in and they both looked at her like she was from another planet. She was basically told to sit in her chair and look pretty. She didn't date him very long....thank goodness!

If you get a chance, take a look by clicking HERE.

Thanks mom for sending this to me.