Highlights of my day off

1. Woke up at 5:30 anyway.
2. Went downstairs and ate a pop tart because it was the only thing I had to eat in the house.
3. Watched an episode of Gilmore Girls.
4. Went back upstairs and played Word Mojo while lying in bed.
5. Fell asleep.
6. My cell phone rang twice while I was sleeping. Work calling me on my day off. Turned my phone off.
7. Was woken up by room mate at noon asking if I planned on sleeping all day.
8. Took shower than met friends with small children for lunch.
9. Decided to see the movie Walking With Penguins with friends and small children. First bad idea.
10. Did NOT buy candy or popcorn for the children. Second bad idea.
11. Should have gotten up and bought popcorn for the children.
12. Had major diarrhea in the movie theater restroom.
13. Movie finally starts after 30 minutes of stupid commercials.
14. Children would not be still, be quiet or watch the show.
15. Stress level at an all time high as theater was packed.
16. First friend with small child left the theater as child would not stop crying.
17. Second friend with small child left the theater crying because first child left and realized play date was over.
18. I sit all alone in the dark theater as I sit and think about...the second friend and small child waiting for me in the lobby to take them home.
19. Left theater without seeing the ending.
20. Traffic was horrendous.
21. Child would not stop crying.
22. Nerves were shot to hell.
23. Stomach was still upset.
24. Came home and went to bed.
25. Wondered why I thought a day off would be a good thing.